I discovered The Daily Mash today. Its like The Onion, full of irreverent news stories, only for the U.K. Here are blurbs of some of the stories there:
White Wine “Good For Getting You Fired” Say Docs
Men who stuck to beer were found to be the least likely to get fired, although they were most likely to be found in a gutter with a kebab stuck to their jacket.Drinkers of red wine were most likely to be found slumped in the corner with their flies undone and a cheese stick poking out of one ear.
“Stop Being Ill,” Demand Doctors
DOCTORS have better things to do than treat ill people, according to a new report from the British Medical Association.
The BMA says that every week more than 90% of Britain’s doctors are forced to see unwell patients and try and make them better.
It’s the latest setback for the multi-national chocolate empire. Wonka is fighting four separate legal actions after a factory visit last year by a group of prize-winning children ended in serious injury and illness.Augustus Gloop, a nine year-old German boy, contracted a rare form of food poisoning and is now paralysed down his left hand side, while British schoolgirl Veruca Salt was beaten unconscious by angry squirrels.
And make sure you check out the Agony Aunt.
Note: Some of these stories may be offensive to those with delicate sensibilities. So don’t say I didn’t warn you.
