This has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time!

WASHINGTON (AP) – In response to the video from Al-Qaeda’s #2 – Ayman al-Zawahri – calling on Muslims to unite in Jihad, President Bush today released a video of himself pretending to be frightened by the threat.

Bush begins the video by standing in front of the desk in the Oval Office, saying, “Oh no! I’ve angered the crazy Muslims and now they’re going to jihad me!” in a voice almost Shatneresque in its degree of melodramatic overacting.

Sorry, but I just love irreverent humor.